funny-humor-haha-blog:

When you trying your best but nothing is going right

art-woonz:

Real life locations from Kimi no Na wa.(Your name) -seichi junrei (Tokyo side)

By: @crean(Medium.com)
Instagram: @artwoonz

tilthat:

TIL Workers in Cuban cigar factories would employ a “Lector” who would read newspapers, political treatises and classical literature to break the monotony of the cigar-rollers’ work, so even illiterate cigar-rollers would be well-informed and familiar with great literature.

via reddit.com

greedv:

Oh, right, parties. I mean, yeah, pfft, of course… I, uh– I don’t know what that is.

deceptionelle:

warmhappycat:

itsthemissa:

kinetic-elaboration:

paramud:

black-geek-supremacy:

officialweatherwax:

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

soonyoullgetbetter:

taylor singing “loving him was red” and then “i once believed love would be burning red but it’s golden like daylight” is exactly the growth that i want to witness

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

toxic-spill:

This user will not forgive the Salvation Army for killing Jennifer Gale.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is a hate group that murdered a trans woman and is bigoted and disgusting

NEVER give these people any donations of any kind

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

rip to dolly parton but i’m different

trustme-im-a-pirate:

mindblownie:

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

dessusduciel:

tindershwinder:

A goddamn legend walks among us

accio-shitpost:

Which Hogwarts House Are You Based On Which Weapon You Would Choose In The Zombie Apocalypse, and other completely arbitrary quizzes

damstevens:

Detective Pikachu (2019)

karis-the-fangirl:

A) three years

B) every night

kristanna:

How long has Kristoff been living in the castle? How often does Anna slip into his bedroom at night to crawl under his covers and into his waiting arms?

journalinbloom:

just because things could’ve been different it doesn’t mean they’d be better